CBB 13: Jasmine OUT!

If I only I was a gambling person! As I and many others, predicted, King Jim, Loud Luisa and Poor Auld Liz have stayed safe and the "American Girl" has been thrown out of the house.

What sealed her fate, I believe, was her puke-inducing romance with Loser Lee Ryan, her bitchy delight at taunting "love rival" Casey and just an overall "me, me, me" attitude. The woman is alleged to be 35 for goodness sake. Anyway, she is out and that means Lee will try and worm his way back into Casey's affections. Not that he wants her but he likes his cuddles, does Lee. He is a four year-old Mummy's boy with a horny ram's libido. And Casey, if she isn't careful, may fall for the BS. I pray for you Case....

Elsewhere in the house King Jim is safe and smug despite Luisa doing her best to show him in a bad light. Editing or no editing, her behaviour shows her in a worse light especially as she recently declared she never held grudges but she did look especially childish and petty when she wouldn't cook Jim a meal! Not that she should but she was prepared to for the others. We all know that in the outside world Jim would like to throttle her but he is (just about) retaining control even though the girl likes to push his buttons. He was riled enough to say to her "Do people have to fackin' queue up to have an argument with you?" Fair point. She has argued with and upset nearly everyone in the house. But people on the outside seem to love him and he may become a martyr. Then the winner!

Lionel is still a silly, old confused fool who likes to argue now and then but never remembers exactly what he is arguing about. He flared up at Luisa when the HMs were punished because he actually forgot that he was in the annoying room with her when she got the chocolates and champagne by climbing over the forbidden bars. But the silly old fool just after agreeing with former wife-beater Jim that "mother Theresa would like to knock her out" he rather falsely (in the way that old showbiz luvvies do) made it up with her. Methinks that Luisa after "chocolate gate" has made it up with Lionel just to annoy Jim. The girl seriously hates him.

Also, last night in a pathetic attempt to entertain, Dappy, goaded by eternal teenager Jasmine (aged 35) sucked Luisa's nipples. On the sofa. Dappy, (aged 26) like a prepubescent boy got all chuffed and excited. He's probably already fantasising how he can reach second base with Luisa. I bet he feels like a proper man now bruv!

So, that it is it. Lee will moon around like a love-sick puppy, Ollie may do another rap, Dappy will continue to be a prat, Liz may move, Linda and Jim will have one of their ding-dongs, Sam will do eff all, Luisa might actually kill Jim and Lionel might start wandering around the garden in his dressing-gown asking when the next bus arrives so he can go home (except he can't remember where he lives!) And Casey, might actually, forget that Lee existed. Nominate Lee!!!