CBB13: FIRST “FRANK CARSON-GATE” NOW “CHERRY BRANDY-GATE!”

CBB13 BLOG: FIRST “FRANK CARSON-GATE” NOW “CHERRY BRANDY-GATE!”

For sheer randomness and the ability to ignite rows in the CBB house AND provoke enormous discussion outside the house, Jim Davidson deserves an award.

There are question marks about whether his behaviour is witting or unwitting, but whatever your opinion is there is one vital ingredient in Jim’s ability to ignite a furore. That ingredient, is called Linda Nolan. If Jim is a creme brulee, Linda Nolan is the blow torch that that keeps on blowing.

Last night, in the Cherry Brandy saga, there was another participant, the one who started the whole bally thing off! Yes, you Ollie “butter wouldn’t melt” Locke. When asked by the Huskies if the Explorers had anything to eat and drink, he lied. He said no. There was a shopping task at stake.

Then Jim pipes up "They even sent us in a cherry brandy liqueur thing, and we didn’t drink ‘em."

Linda interjected, “I did.”

She added, “I didn’t drink the end though because it was horrible, but the top was like a liqueur coffee, but then the cherry brandy was really strong. I couldn’t drink it.”

Dappy then piped up, “Thanks Jim,” to which Linda retorted, “What do you mean ‘Thanks Jim’, should I not have drunk it?”

Dappy added, “What about us though?” to which Linda said, “Well, you weren’t sent one were you?”

Then Linda goes mental. She goes on and on, about Jim drinking all the wine, of him trying to make her look bad, of being this and being that and being the devil incarnate. I made that last bit up, but she might as well have.

Anyway, Jim got the Cherry Brandy, made liquers then dramatically dropped them all over the lawn. You really, really do have to laugh!

So we have Cherry Brandy-Gate and Jim, who I think started to believe he was Scott of the Antarctic went all noble by going on a hunger strike that lasted all of ten minutes in support of his poor imprisoned Huskie, Dappy. Dappy loves Jim, Jim loves Dappy. There is NOTHING that these two won’t do for each other and that includes refusing to eat and drink for all of, well, ten minutes! It was the principle, see!

Linda, of course, thought that this was ridiculous. She spat bile and venom about Jim’s behaviour, questioned his motives etc. Even Luisa, no Jim lover herself, watched Linda in the house on the TV, admitted she wasn’t coming over well and looked a little worried. The penny has dropped finally for Luisa, that Linda’s obsession with Jim is not healthy and could come across as unreasonable behaviour. Which, of course, it has. Linda serves no purpose in that house except for Jim Bashing. She really needs to get out of the house, cross the anger bridge and got to friendship island.

Regarding the “Jappy” solidarity thing, most behaviour in the CBB house is ridiculous and at times, attention-seeking. Jim is not alone. All of the housemates do ridiculous and attention-seeking  things. Even Sam, who realising that her lack of personality was a problem has been saved by ridiculous giant boils popping up all over her face. Has anyone seen the Richard E. Grant film How to Get Ahead in Advertising? The film when a boil growing in Richard E. Grant’s underarm turns into a minature version of him, complete with a lookalike head and abusive voice. That’s what I want to happen to Sam.

Liz Jones, is likably loopy but she is ridiculous at times. In a good way. Surrealism descended when animal lover Liz started to show more concern and interest in her HMs, when they were dressed as huskies and lived in a kennel!

Speaking of boils, that wierdo Casey was shown squeezing that  simpleton from Blue' spots on his face. This girl is never right! I thought she was okay, gave her the benefit of the doubt over her over the top behaviour during The Love Triangle, but now I am worried. The girl actually thinks she is Lee’s wife. She thinks she owns him. She thinks that he belongs to her! 

Seriously, Lee, when you get out of that house, consult your lawyers, change your address, get some restraining orders sorted out. And please don’t buy your children any pet bunny rabbits.